Welcome to My Curated Chaos.
(Also, There’s Cake.)
Let’s get the elephant in the library out of the way. Yes, I am holding a slice of Victoria Sponge, and yes, it is exactly as critical to my creative process as a properly functioning Wi-Fi connection.
If you’ve come looking for a bland, corporate bio where I use words like ‘synergistic’ or ‘leverage’ with total sincerity, you’ve taken a wrong turn past Croydon. I’m a true-blue lovable eccentric with a mind that operates somewhere in the overlap between a bespoke technologist and a character from The IT Crowd, but with vastly better tailoring and an excellent supply of strategic thinking.
Where My Brain Lives (and Why it Works)
My real business is turning visual chaos into strategic clarity. I’m a highly competent graphic designer and a results-driven marketeer, and I believe the best solutions aren't found in a boardroom, but at the nexus of fine art and tactical spreadsheets. Think graphic design with a side of behavioral psychology. I don’t just create; I create things that actually, well, do something.
Sell More, Do More, Roger Moore. All The Mores.
The Specific (and Confusing) Things I Love
The engine of my creativity is fuelled by an unholy combination of passions that even my own immune system is still trying to figure out. I have an abiding love for all things Nintendo (That Game Boy UX is sacred, folks) and an equally intense appreciation for the pristine, clean-box aesthetic of Apple (it's the only acceptable packaging).
And then, just to keep you on your toes, I have an, ahem, unusual and educational fascination with the bold brand leadership and theatrical flair of one Donald Trump. You heard me. The man understands presentation, and I find his approach to brand management and charismatic performance truly... interesting. It’s the visual drama that gets me, darling.
A Passionate British Patriot (with a Flair for Drama)
Above all, though, I am a true British patriot. You cannot take the United Kingdom out of me. Give me a properly brewed cup of tea, a clear visual identity to defend, and a good three-piece suit, and I will visual-design this country’s reputation for excellence with my life. And I have the cake to prove it. I also possess a deep, slightly obsessive love of all things theatrical and a genuine appreciation for the soundtrack of human life (music)—preferably, if it’s performed with a touch of theatrical flair, all the better.
A Lovable Geek Who Plays Exceptionally Well With Others
My eccentricity isn’t designed to scare you off (I hope the suit and my friendly, if slightly too focused, gaze help). I balance my technophilic tendencies and unlikely hero worship with a fundamentally friendly demeanor and an intense desire to see others succeed. I play exceptionally well with others, whether they are in the next cubicle or across the Atlantic. I believe in honest communication, visual excellence, and making the entire process of creating amazing work actually, well, fun. My unique personality doesn’t clash; it adds flavor, like spicing a plain, boring morning brew.
So, What's Next?
If you’re looking for a highly skilled creative partner who will bring graphic design brilliance, marketing savvy, a true British design patriot’s pride, theatrical flair, and perhaps a slightly too-thorough knowledge of Game Boy Advance ergonomics to your team (whilst being, yes, yes, we know, a supporter of unconventional leadership), I’m your man.
I’m just over here, finishing my cake and finalizing that new graphic layout that’s so good it practically ordered itself a cup of tea. Let’s create something brilliant together.
Phone
0161 625 9591
Address
Unit 602, Park Street,
Heywood, Manchester.
OL10 2AB